Questions... - Buh?

[Lewis Black]

Someone mentioned Death to the usurper. Maybe that person needs a decent kick to the testiclites. It ain't me thats as you kids would put it...fo' sho'!

[Minosheep]

Testiclites? Wasn't that a Greek general?

[Lewis Black]

Nah, just Group X's way of saying testicles. As for the question, how do I pass time and not think about gettin Aria of L33tness...I mean Sorrow?

[Selrahc the Evil]

How does one enjoy the new things in life when one can't forget the old things???

[starlitdancer]

Why is Tom usually out to get Jerry in "Tom and Jerry"?
Why is Wile E. Coyote usually unable to get the Roadrunner?

[Therin]

Lewis: one goes out and buys Aria of Sorrow. Then one returns it as fast as possible. If one returns it fast enough, one will start a chain reaction ending in the complete molecular collapse of all rabid termites.

Selrahc: one writes a book on how not to do it. Then one bashes oneself over the head until one forgets everything that has happened in one's life. After that, one goes up to Jimmy Cone and gets a medium cone of chocolate-vanilla swirl with rainbow sprinkles, and this is important, on the left slope. This is important because if it's chocolate sprinkles, you'll contract an odd form of chicken pox, and if it's rainbow on the right slope, you'll never be able to read anything with pages again. If it's chocolate on the right slope,

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...well...just don't get chocolate on the right slope...

Dancer: 1: Because it would be too easy for Jerry to get Tom, and the Dog simply doesn't care enough.
2: Because Wile E. Coyote doesn't try hard enough. There is a reason for this. You see, roadrunner as a meat doesn't taste very good at all. It's like eating a giant, chicken-flavored gummy bear. Therefore, Coyote's sometimes life-threatening habit of chasing that particular roadrunner is simply a means of passing time until something more interesting or better tasting comes along. Why do you think he's so thin?

[Selrahc the Evil]

1. how come you never ask me any questions in my forum???
2. do you know the Jim Bont guy on PO???
3. do you know that I know that Jim Bont guy???
4. how does one kill ones self without committing suicide and/or murder???
5. have you seen Bruce Almighty???
6. is it a B-E-A-UTIFUL day???

[Therin]

You know, that's pretty funny, cuz I just finished watching Bruce Almighty for the first time like ten minutes ago...Anyway...

1: Because I have no questions to ask. You of all people should know that I know everything.
2: No. But I know a lot about bundt cake, if it matters.
3: Yes. Remember, I know EVERYTHING!!!
4: By forcing oneself to kill oneself out of self defense. However, once you've done this you have to go before Morgan Freeman and prove to him that it was in fact seriously out of self defense. Don't kid yourself here, cuz Morgan Freeman is a very clever fellow.
6: Looks like it to me. But then again, my eyes are not clouded by emotion the way yours are.

[Selrahc the Evil]

why do you think that my eyes are clouded by emotion???

[Lanfear57]

mine are, too...
and everything kepps flashing between sunset fire, and drizzle gray...