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Daijaga
Chosen of Luck
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 Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:39 pm Post subject: Vamipre Kung-Fu |
Vamipres are taking over the night. Slowly they are converting the destitute, the outcast, and the weak. Feeding them with power and purpose, giving the body and direction, this contagioninous throng will stop at nothing to take over the known world. But who can save us from such calamity? Dante, the Son of Sparda? Hellsing's Arucard? A decenant of Trevor Belmont? Hell no its...
The Almighty!
Thats right, kids, Jesus Christ Himself is taking a break from preparing for the second coming to lay down the kung-fu on some shit talking vamipres muthas. Together with the mexican wresteler, El Santos, the Son of Man will battle an army of day walking vampires, hordes of angry athiests, and even Mary Magnum "Apostle to the Apostles".
Its a musical! Its a kung-fu flick! Its a drama! It cost like 20$ to make! Its...
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
Rent this movie. Its bad, cheap, and most of all, its fun. Hell, I bought it. |
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Reverend
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Age: 41
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:49 am Post subject: |
So Hey-zoos found time to stop bejeweling, mow the heavens, and kill vampires? Sweet! |
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Silver Adept
Otaku Lord
Age: 42
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Joined: 20 May 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:35 am Post subject: |
Hopefully it's done in true form - bad overdubbing, cheesy special effect, and an alternate audio track where it got MST3K'd. |
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Daijaga
Chosen of Luck
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| Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 11:03 am Post subject: |
Minus the MST3K, you are beyond 100%. For awhile I thought the acotrs were speacking orignally in french (as it was shot in canada, go figure), but closer inspection revealed it was just an aweful dub >_<. God this movie rocks! |
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Reverend
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Age: 41
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:48 pm Post subject: |
I smell AWA movie night!! |
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Pot, Burden of Dilligence, One of the Pans of the aPOcalypse
PONY's Preacher Man
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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| Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:55 pm Post subject: |
If we're having an AWA movie night we're gonna need "Volcano High" |
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Reverend
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| Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:56 pm Post subject: |
Never saw it, but if you have it bring it along. In fact, people going to AWA should scour the countryside for really bad movies to bring along with them for us to watch drunk.
I'll bring 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' |
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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| Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:18 pm Post subject: |
Well..Volcano High is actually an awesome Korean movie that is awesome. |
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Last edited by GAAZ on Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:49 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Reverend
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| Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:35 pm Post subject: |
And 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' isn't. But that does not mean we should not watch it! |
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Silver Adept
Otaku Lord
Age: 42
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| Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:52 pm Post subject: |
Sounds like it'll be a real gas. Especially with all the Bronx cheers that are sure to be leveled at the movie being played. |
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