Resident Evil: Gastrointestinal Distress

Tobias · *explodes* Age: 38 Gender: Joined: 17 Jan 2003

My god....*shutters*

Shino · Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:10 pm Post subject:

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

Bah! Street Fighter the movie wasn't that bad as long as you ignore the Street Fighter Game and the Animes that show Ryu isn't a complete p*ssy.

But not ALL Video Game movies are bad...Mortal Kombat was a decent flick...And ummm...Remember Asteroids..That's Just Armageddon with less graphics. And Pac-Man easily translates into the Bourne Identity.

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

right, now, here's how I see it. In the first place, the RE movie sucked ass, IMO, and I don't expect the new one to be any better. The problem is that, if they hadn't focused on pandering to teenage male hormones and instead focused on the interesting details, they had the possibility for an interesting movie. But instead they chose to just make it a guy magnet. Have I mentioned how much I hate when people do this?

Tobias · *explodes* Age: 38 Gender: Joined: 17 Jan 2003

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Because I really detest when people do that. Murder a movie for the sake of attracting the audience. I really do. Can't stand it.

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

Funny..I LIKE guy movies. (Punisher, Man on Fire, Riddick, etc.)

But RE was a sh*t storm of under-achieving ass. How an ass can under-achieve a sh*t storm is saying enough about the sucktitude of the flick.

Meanwhile the above movies had good esplosions and killing but they also had one of them story things too.

Kai · Moody Protagonist Gender: Joined: 08 Oct 2003

Yeah 28 days later wasn't a zombie movie! To be a zombie you have to be dead then reanimated! In 28 Days later thy were still alive they were just infected with a virus. Much like the t-Virus but the T-Virus actually kills you before it takes effect. That's why with the T-Virus you can inject it into living flesh and still cure it where as the moment you were infect with "Rage" you were permenately infected. Besides the T-Virus was basically ebola and ebola was a bacteria... Actually I think the T-Virus was a breakoff of ebola. So HA! Um yeah I think I just proved both points... ^^; Anyway if you have any Resident Evil you can just ask me because I think I have the most detailed outline of RE starting in the 1950s when the T-Virus was first created going all the way through the end of the most current game. I'mm obsessed with RE becuase I beieve it could be true. There IS a Raccoon City and in the 1950-1990s is had a special police devision called STARS. So shove that in your pipe and smoke it. Besides the idea of a T-Virus is a very really possibility. And i would be the one to discover it. I would be like Birkin. *sighs*

Nogrick · Everybody DANCE! Gender: Joined: 30 Sep 2002

I guess I'm the only person that thought 28 Days Later blew like the west wind.

I though RE:A was pretty good. Not the best horror flick ever, but it was still watchable. But yeah, pretty much all games made into movies are of less quality.

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

28 Days Later was decent the first time you watched it..I can't really watch it again cause it's like, "Meh"

The movie really lost me when the army guys decided to try and sex up the two girls... I mean it's like saying all army peeps are a buncha horny bastards willing to rape women in order to repopulate England. The stupid thing was they were waiting to see how long it takes for humans to die without food...Isn't it COMMON knowledge that humans can only live for one month without ANY food and 2 weeks without any Water? Why were these army guys freakin out? 2 more weeks and they'd have this thing licked.