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Reverend
I kin
Age: 41
Gender: 
Joined: 21 Oct 2002 |
 Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 5:29 am Post subject: |
 
"Throw enough goblins at a problem and it will eventually go away. At any rate, there will be fewer goblins."
~Goblin Piledriver, Magic: The Gathering |
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Pot, Burden of Dilligence, One of the Pans of the aPOcalypse
PONY's Preacher Man
Token Social Scientist
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Wins 90 - Losses 76
Level 13 |
EXP: 5863
HP: 2940
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STR: 900
END: 1020
ACC: 900
AGI: 880
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Ruler, the Fist of Mod (Mace)
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 9:11 am Post subject: |
"The United States needs a scandal like we need a third tit!"
"Oh, so you use the other two?"
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"That's bullshit, lieutenant!!... But that's... Very good bullshit."
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"I was so mad at my wife, I sat on the side of the bed and jacked off just to show my independence!" |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Wins 24 - Losses 32
Level 8 |
EXP: 2375
HP: 2550
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STR: 1050
END: 750
ACC: 800
AGI: 600
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword)
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 1:24 pm Post subject: |
"So, got the airplane all fixed up?"
(In redneck accent) "Well, we're gettin' there... I mean, there sure are a lotta switches and stuff..." |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Wins 24 - Losses 32
Level 8 |
EXP: 2375
HP: 2550
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STR: 1050
END: 750
ACC: 800
AGI: 600
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword)
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
Gender:
Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:00 pm Post subject: |
*drill sargent to a new recruit*
"Where you from, son!"
"Texas, sir!"
"There's only two things that come out of Texas, son, and that's Steers and queers. And are you a Steer!"
"No sir!"
"Then you must be a queer!"
"No, sir!"
"Don't you lie to me! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
I laughed my butt of when I heard that one!
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Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse
Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar |
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Wins 24 - Losses 16
Level 8 |
EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
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STR: 800
END: 830
ACC: 810
AGI: 760
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Terramyr (Sword)
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Tobias
*explodes*
Age: 38
Gender:
Joined: 17 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:02 pm Post subject: |
here is a quote that some of the FJ's know:
STAY OUT THE BUSHES!!!!!!!!!!
that is all  |
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I am not afraid to die today
Nor afraid of what Death will bring.
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Wins 112 - Losses 110
Level 16 |
EXP: 535
HP: 3000
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STR: 1000
END: 1000
ACC: 1000
AGI: 1000
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Eden (Sword)
(475 - 475) |
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Katana
is a confusion burrito.
Age: 36
Gender: 
Joined: 22 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:12 am Post subject: |
(This was heard while at a baby naming with my Jewish friend--it was her little cousin being named)
My friend's mom: (doing the baby naming thing) And your grandmother would have wanted you to have patience, And love, and
Guy Behind Us: What'd she just say?
Guy's friend: Dunno...must have been a jewish thing.
Guy Behind Us: Dude, you can't use that, you're jewish.
Guy's friend: Oh yeah.
Guy Behind Us: Do you think she said "May you have lots of nachos?"
Guy's friend: No, dude, she didn't say nachos. |
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"How nice -- To feel nothing, and still get credit for being alive." --Vonnegut
"if i were you, I'd stop pestering the redhead with the temper that can destroy the souls of grown men and women and little children along with their bodies and the house they're hiding in" -My Fiancee (About me, of course.)
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END: 550
ACC: 550
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Nibouro (Blades)
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Therin
Gloompf. Iggle!
Gender:
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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Wins 45 - Losses 36
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EXP: 6251
HP: 2600
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END: 825
ACC: 825
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Gray Matter (Gun)
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
Gender:
Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:48 pm Post subject: |
....
That is SO wrong!
That its HILARIOUS!
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Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse
Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar |
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Wins 24 - Losses 16
Level 8 |
EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
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STR: 800
END: 830
ACC: 810
AGI: 760
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Terramyr (Sword)
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Therin
Gloompf. Iggle!
Gender:
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Wins 45 - Losses 36
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EXP: 6251
HP: 2600
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STR: 950
END: 825
ACC: 825
AGI: 800
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Gray Matter (Gun)
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Katana
is a confusion burrito.
Age: 36
Gender:
Joined: 22 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 12:55 am Post subject: |
"New age meets hippie. Interesting."
"I don't understand! I don't understand! I don't understand!" "Kayla, you have to open the door first."
"Well I'm going out with my kleenex then!" "Kayla...That's so desparate..."
"I~~ Have a peiiiice of cheeeese in my eeeeye!!!" -- I was half asleep, and sang that on the way to health...
"Our mountains are very pointy, Our praries are not!"--Arrogant Worms - Canada Is Very Big
All of the Arrogant Worms songs are long funny quotes...
Tasheena: "I'M A SEXY BEAST!"
Teacher: *pokes head out of class* "Which one of you young ladies said that?"
Me: "Us!? Didn't you see that boy yelling?"
"And you can call me White Rice, and Leon will be Snow, and Robert can be paper...and we'll call Kayla 'Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate'! Now we're in the hood..."--Tasheena
"You spelled Arnika 'Arika'!" "Well you didn't say there was an 'n'." "It's one of the MAIN letters, Tasheena."
"I'm going to go play in traffic!" --Me...said all too cheerfully.
Ms. Pirkle: If you don't get in your permission slips, you can't go to Berkmar High.
Me: Ever?
(We were going on a trip there...It's where i'll go next year.)
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"How nice -- To feel nothing, and still get credit for being alive." --Vonnegut
"if i were you, I'd stop pestering the redhead with the temper that can destroy the souls of grown men and women and little children along with their bodies and the house they're hiding in" -My Fiancee (About me, of course.)
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HP: 2100
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STR: 1000
END: 550
ACC: 550
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