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Ming
DOOM!
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 Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:40 am Post subject: |
I'm a big user of analogies in my everyday life, and some of them are fun, in my opinion. So, I decided to start this thread to share fun analogies.
I'll start you off with this one, taken from one of the guys rejected from being Joe Millionaire:
"Women are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped."
Gee, I wonder why he wasn't picked...
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Metal Man
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:46 am Post subject: |
Women are like... um... something evil. Cuz they're... uh... evil.
Can I get back to you on this one? |
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Senkir
inward singing since 1983
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:53 am Post subject: |
i doubt these really have to be about women. ~_~;;
....i can't think of any right now, though. DAH! Ghandi legs! |
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Katana
is a confusion burrito.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:19 am Post subject: |
| Metal Man wrote: | Women are like... um... something evil. Cuz they're... uh... evil.
Can I get back to you on this one? |
...;_; He really dosen't like us...*sniffle*
Sitting in social studies:interesting::chewing tinfoil:pleasurable
I pity tha foo!  |
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Sperrit
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 3:57 am Post subject: |
Who could you all forget the most famous of all analogies?
Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're going to get!
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Katana
is a confusion burrito.
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Joined: 22 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 9:02 am Post subject: |
lol. ^_^ We're having to do analogies for Language Arts. x_x For Wordmaster's Competition...blegh. Good thing I have a good vocabulary. ^_^
And example of one of our analogies:
many:sundry::a collection:mélange
That's one of the easy ones. ^_^ I like word thingies! *shakes word box*
(Word box - My recipie box filled with index cards *alphabatized* holding big words and their definitions... )
100% Insomniac Approved!  :Katana::Join The Fun :Sperrit |
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"if i were you, I'd stop pestering the redhead with the temper that can destroy the souls of grown men and women and little children along with their bodies and the house they're hiding in" -My Fiancee (About me, of course.)
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Ming
DOOM!
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:01 am Post subject: |
These don't have to be about women, I just started it off that way. |
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Reverend
I kin
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:08 am Post subject: |
I think the pick up lines train of thought is seaping into other trains of thought. Can't say I don't blame it |
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Therin
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:31 am Post subject: |
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.
Al Qaida members are like Heavy Metal Rockers. You think they're yelling something horrible, but it's really just unintelligable screaming.
Alcoholics are like Inertia. They don't stop without outside intervention.
Made the last two up myself :p
Edit: and here's another one on the spot.
Life is like Aids. Sexually transmitted and 100% fatal. |
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Ming
DOOM!
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Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:32 am Post subject: |
| Lews Therin wrote: | | Life is like Aids. Sexually transmitted and 100% fatal. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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