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Akanari
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:11 pm    Post subject:

Really, a frog is completely healthy to eat if you just skin it.

Worst Case Scenario told me so. ^^

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:06 pm    Post subject:

And the article says they skin it so everything is perfectly fine.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:33 am    Post subject:

Frog in a blender? What?

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:46 pm    Post subject:

I love the Worst Case Senario Handbook. All the questions I ever wanted to know answered in one easy to read reference.
How DO you break out of a car underwater?
Now you know!
And knowing is half the battle!

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But, yes, those kids got what was coming to 'em. How dare they disturb the gentle denziens of the jungle?

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:56 pm    Post subject:

Like the writer of the article, I'm kind of wondering how the drunken twenty-somethings managed to climb a ten-foot fence. XD

I guess drunken people can do amazing things, when they put their minds to it. X)!

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:04 pm    Post subject:

For real. After all, have you ever read the Darwin Awards? People do some pretty incredible stuff when they're drunk!

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:02 pm    Post subject:

Here's another great article I just read:

Gorilla wreaks havoc in zoo escape

At first I laughed at the headline, but then I read the article and laughed even harder at the fact that the gorilla really did, in fact, wreak havoc. I do feel bad for that poor woman who seemed to be on the biggest receiving end of the ape's havoc wreaking.

Best line from the entire story: "He got over the moat, which in itself is remarkable, because gorillas can't swim."

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:04 pm    Post subject:

Oh my goodness! I am very sorry to hear that people got hurt. In my opinion, though, this is all the more reason why I don't like zoos. Animals should not be kept locked up, they should be free to roam around.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject:

I suppose you're right. Although the zoo that I've been to on many occasions (the Bronx Zoo) has a lot of space for the animals to roam, from what I remember. I suppose it's not IDEAL, but at least it's not the circus.

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:17 pm    Post subject:

Apparently the apes have some sort of revolt going on...

MSN wrote:

Ape escapes in Taiwan, goes on rampage
Thursday May 24 18:35 AEST

An orang-utan chewed through her cage and went on a three-hour rampage at a Taiwan entertainment park until authorities subdued it with a stun gun.

The 19-year-old primate, named Little Blackie, turned over iceboxes, rubbish bins and motor scooters near the ticketing gates of Santao Mountain Entertainment Area in Kaohsiung County after her escape, said a park attendant.

About two hours later, a county agricultural team shot the orangutan with a stun gun, she said.

No-one was hurt.

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